Okay I know my chacnes are slim but Ill give it a go nontheless

Character Info
Main Character Name: Celea
Level: 80
Class: ToS
Profession: Armorsmithing/Alchemy
Are you attuned/Do you have the Master of the Silver Peacock quest active to the point where you need to Get the Dragon Tooth? Yes
Character Info
Alt Character Name: Celecarn
Level: 40
Class: Assassin
Profession: Gemcutter/Architect
Are you attuned/Do you have the Master of the Silver Peacock quest active to the point where you need to Get the Dragon Tooth? No
General Info
Age:22
Name: Tobias Esping
Time online: Well started to play when it came out, july 2008 or something like that. Took a long timeout though cause I didnt think the game was ready so went back to WoW.
Hobbies: Go to the gym, play games and hit the town with my firends.
Country: Sweden
Miscellaneous Info
Why do you wish to join Immortals?: Well I did some hardcore raiding in WoW and now after hitting 80 with my toon, doing some pugs casually, I want to try out the more serious raiding part of AoC. Ill be unpfront here and now, IF I do get in ill prolly wont be able to raid every day like I used to but deffo the minimum required.
Are you enjoying Age of Conan and plan to continue playing for a long time?: Yes, still havent seen everything so planing on be around for quite some time. And the exp looks cool aswell!
Will you be able join at least 75% of the raids (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday)?: Yes
Which do you prefer, PvP or PvE?: PVE
Have you played previous MMOs?: Yes started to play WoW in USA beta and stopped about 6 months ago when I picked up AoC again.
Please list your previous raiding experience (if any): Not much, the tier 1 raids and Wing 1.
How do you feel about being asked to sit out from a raid now and then?: Totally fine with that
What are your thoughts about loot?: They come as a bonus, I raid cause of the enjoyment in beatign a boss after weeks of hard work, endless wipes and lots of potions/food used.
How do you feel about having your character build drastically changed in order to meet raid standards?: Comes with the business of serious raiding, no problem at all.
Do you own a MIC for speaking on Ventrilo?: Yes, bought a new pair of headphones recently though so just gonna get them to work.
Do you have sufficient knowledge to understand spoken English (on Ventrilo)?: Yes
Do you already know anyone or have a friend inside the Guild?: Im afraid not.
Have you been in any previous Guilds?:
If Yes to the above, specify who: Well I joined Inner Sanctum but never raided with them due to my breake so my raid experience comes purely from pugs.
Tell us a joke!
Hmm well I think this one is funny, maybe not so much a joke but a funny (crit!)wall of text

Bit dirty but we all are so! And alot of you maybe heard it already but oh well
The day the Penis Asked for a raise.
I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons; I do physical labour, I work at great depths, I dont get weekends or public holiday off. I work in a damp enviroment, I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work esposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely
P. Niss
Response:
Dear P. Niss
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have laid forth we hereby reject your request due to the following reasons; You dont work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You dont take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated into starting work. You leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift and you dont always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing correct protective clothing. You are unable to work double shifts and lastly you always enter workplace carrying two suspicious bags!
Yours sincerely
V. Gina